At first I thought it was a one-off, an accident possibly, but no, for an entire week I have been faced with not just a 'little' bit, but
alot of exposure in the gym changing rooms... this is my Ode to you..
Dear Changing Room Nakedness lady,
Now I'm no prude, I know a gym changing room is there for the many people to get changed, or should I say,
un-changed in, but for an entire week, my eyes have seen more flesh then I would care to imagine, I'm not even sure I've seen that much exposed flesh on my own body, in my own bathroom, when getting in the bath. Sure, a little bit of boob flashing is ok - and even expected, but tell me, why on earth do
some people use and abuse the humble changing room?
This week, I have seen the same woman at the gym: normal, respectable looking gym goer, or so I thought. However as soon as I seemed to reach the changing room, this one women transformed herself into the incredible naked lady. I can handle seeing an individual taking their gym clothes off, discarding the sweatyness and robing themselves in a towel to go off to the showers. but no, this time I was faced with full-on, standing there, in all its glory,
full nakedness. Not just a set of boobies, oh no, I mean, I got to see
everything. Without wanting to stare, I found a sudden interest in the flooring - oh what a nice tiling effect. Where does one look? If you stare at them some may be convinced your of the female fancying type, or just a plain weird pervert. As I attempted a one arm-keeping everything under the towel-changing effect, to make my way to showers, I wondering why I couldn't be as 'confidant' to just strip off. I wasn't ashamed of my body, lets face it I'm just me, cant change it. But something inside of me positively recoiled in horror at the thought of getting me bits out in a public changing room. After I got over my initial shock at the pre-shower incident, I was further more interested in my feet, the tiles and sky when the INL (Incredible naked lady) made her appearance
from shower, once again starkers and then proceeded to towel herself down, which is fine, and then, wait for it, dry her hair, do her make up whilst completely and utterly as naked as I presume, the day she was born. Now, please do correct me if I'm wrong, but *coughs*
WHY?!?!?!?!?
Would you not feel a tad 'weird' standing there coiffing your hair whilst your bum is on show jiggling? what about applying foundation to cover your facial skin when well, there is a
whole lot of skin on show down south? Or is there just something wrong with me!?!
This ode is to you, INL - you have a fine body that is for sure, and I guess if I had boobies as pert as yours I'd spend my life nude, but please... go steady on the nakedness, especially before I've had the chance to have my breakfast....